My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
(
chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
« Go Back
In my defence, I used to be blondeUntil the age of about 14 I thought that baby humans were born with their eyes closed, like baby cats.
Turns out they aren't. Who knew?!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:03, 2 replies)
Actually it's trueif you're born premature enough-your eyelids are fused.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 6:06, closed)
« Go Back