My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Assumption
Your assumption on how you'd perform was better than I did. Mine was more in, out, almost in, pop.
To be fair, I had had a 20 min handjob first, but all the same...
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:12, 1 reply)
Your assumption on how you'd perform was better than I did. Mine was more in, out, almost in, pop.
To be fair, I had had a 20 min handjob first, but all the same...
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:12, 1 reply)
women
they have no idea of the pressure we are under the first time.. all they had to do was lay there and let it happen.
*sigh*
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:16, closed)
they have no idea of the pressure we are under the first time.. all they had to do was lay there and let it happen.
*sigh*
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 9:16, closed)
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