My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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babies and how to get onei have no recollection whatsoever of my parents explaining anything to me about bodies and what they can do, for which i'm very grateful. at a time when i wrote (frequently) to father christmas and i counted the tooth fairy among my close friends, a girl in my class who had a new sister told me everything i needed to know.
'mum grew it in her tummy.'
'she what?'
'in her tummy. it grows there and you wait for it to get really big and then the doctor helps take it out.'
'is it like sheep? does it happen in the spring?'
'i think it can happen anytime.'
'how does it get in there?'
'the man and the woman go to hospital, the man jumps up and down on top of the woman on a bed until the doctor tells them to stop and then they wait for it to grow.'
'does it hurt?'
'i don't know. i don't think so.'
'i bet it does. i don't want any babies.'
'no, neither do i.'
nothing i have learnt since has changed my mind.
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