My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When I was about 13...... and knew the ins and outs of the whole affair, I was walking to school with my friend James and, being two teenaged boys, we started talking about boobies and vaginas and such.
Suddenly, he turned to me, a look of horror and disgust in his eyes - he'd thought of something proper sick and/or funny.
"Matt," he said. "Imagine shagging a girl... when you've got a boner!"
"..."
"It'd be all hard and disgusting, so-"
"James, mate... that's what boners are for."
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:23, Reply)
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