My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Don't take your sex education from pron films
A girl may liked to be asked before you whip your tadger out of her mimsy and hose her face down in hot jizz.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:32, 6 replies)
A girl may liked to be asked before you whip your tadger out of her mimsy and hose her face down in hot jizz.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:32, 6 replies)
Christopher Brookmyre
I believe?
But entertaining none the less...
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:54, closed)
I believe?
But entertaining none the less...
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 11:54, closed)
It could well be....
...I'm working my way through them all at the moment.
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...I'm working my way through them all at the moment.
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Have a click for good taste then!
This is from A Big Boy Did It & Ran Away I think. Got them all downstairs but haven't read them very recently. Cracking author though
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:20, closed)
This is from A Big Boy Did It & Ran Away I think. Got them all downstairs but haven't read them very recently. Cracking author though
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:20, closed)
I'm not certain I want to take sex advice
from someone called "Reverend Fister." I mean, honestly.
( , Thu 2 Oct 2008, 5:08, closed)
from someone called "Reverend Fister." I mean, honestly.
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