My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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@Al...This one is true!!! - Granted, I am a regular raconteur of utter bollocks on this site, and there are a few obvious touches of 'artistic licence' in the post...
But this one really happened I'm not very proud to admit...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 12:23,
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I wasn't actuallydoubting that it happened, I know some of your stories are true. But if anything, the fact that it's true makes it worse!
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I'm just sad to say...That my true stories usually get fewer clicks than the made up ones...
*starts thinking of bullshit post*
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