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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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We got all sorts of messed up sex mehducation in the playground...
From the classic:
Weeing in a womans mouth will make her pregnant.
To the chilling:
Women grow teeth in their Mini moos when they get divorced.
And my favourite:
If you spunk more than 3 times a day it makes your sperm grow bigger and bigger until you're pushing tadpole size baby gravy out of your japs eye.
There was one lad (an only child) who swore blind that he had ejaculated a large single sperm that had tiny webbed legs. He did later attempt to retract this statment but I believe he is still known as Froggy Froggy Bullshit Wanker to this day.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 13:10, 3 replies)
Froggy Froggy Bullshit Wanker
What a name!
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:39, closed)
haha that's killer
web-footed sperm. whatever next!
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 10:09, closed)
Pure genius
Both the lad's nickname and the phrase "mini moos"
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:47, closed)

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