My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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"Oh you must have come, you're so wet."Damn boy threw me off the scent of discovering orgasms for at least 2 years.
On the wetness theme, my mother often used to swan into my teenage bedroom, exclaim loudly "It smells like a turkish brothel in here!" then slam the door. Took me a while to work out what she was referring to.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 14:00, 2 replies)
turkish brothelDid you ever think to ask how she knew?
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I think that would actually scar meAs opposed to now, where I can still say is "how can I be so stupid not to know"
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:08, closed)
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