My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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They never told us the good stuff!In sex ed class, they of course told us that men make sperm, and women make eggs, but they never told us how the sperm got into the uterus to do their thing.
So I put two and two together. Sperm must live on the head of the jolly todger, and when this is rubbed against the vagina, that's how the woman got pregnant.
Then in history class they said that Hitler packed all the Jews naked into boxcars, I actually wondered how many got pregnant from the casual rubbing.
I also couldn't see how people went on and on about how great sex was. What's so great about touching your willy to ladybits?
I was never more happy to be wrong.
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:23,
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