My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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John Paul 2Being of good Irish Catholic stock my auntie Aggie had pictures of the Pope in each of the kids bedrooms to remind them not to sin. She once walked in and caught my cousin 'unleashing the love custard' but was most offended that he had turned the papal photo around the other way so as not to be watched, and of course he got a beating for it (No pun intended) to go with the humiliation.
Said cousin is now a full on drag queen and his sister was knocked-up by a priest.
So if you are in the market for sexual misconceptions I suggest you give the Vatican a call - they don't own the market but they are certainly the leading brand.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:29, Reply)
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