My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I only think about kittyswhen I'm talking dirty. And vice-versa.
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yeahyou're all soft and furry, look at you walking around and looking at the world like you've never seen it before. Oh, you want some milk and kitten food do you? yeah, you're enjoying that aren't are. Mmmmmm, yeah, get that dish really clean. Oh! What's this? a piece of thread? Oh how did that get in here? I'll just take this end and wiggle it around. Yeah, you like that don't you, that's it, pounce on it. Pounce on it and grab it with your paws, oh no, I've pulled it away too quickly, you'll have to chase it round the floor now. That's right, chase it in a circle, I know you enjoy that. Let me just pu down this little clockwork mouse for you. Ooooo yeah, that's good isn't. Look at at zoom round in circles. Yeah.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:41,
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Meow!*purrs*
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:17,
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