My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Simple answerLook at the number of very average looking Premiership footballers, and their well above average looking ladies.
Rooney, Crouch, Gerrard, Lampard, etc.
I rest my case m'lud.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:38, 2 replies)
That's not becausethey are good at football. It's because they are obscenely overpaid and will throw money at any whoretart who's willing to put up with their retarded attempts at conversation and let them put their cocks inside them.
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^thisplus, all the attractive ladies who are with footballers are thick as pig shit themselves.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:47,
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Lampard's quite fitIMHO
So there
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:42, closed)
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