My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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not at allI went through a long stretch at age 5 where I was totally in love with Princess Diana. I wanted to kiss her so badly!
I fantasized these elaborate plans for how to get close enough to her to ask her to marry me. The thought that she might say no (or that her then hubby might object) never crossed my mind.
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TheFr00n buntz buntz eintz eintz, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 15:48,
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