My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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TroubleThe problem is, when I was young, I didn't really have any misconceptions, I was pretty clued up on what I knew. That's not to say I knew everything, but what stuff I did know about, I knew enough about it to not get confused. Consequently, I don't have any relevant stories.
Except one time, I was talking a kid about going to senior school (as it was then) and mentioned that the physics teacher was called Mr Blow, and that people refer to him as blow-job. (kids can be so unimaginative).
The kid started laughing and said "Do you know what a blow-job is?"
I looked confused and he replied:
"It's where a lass sucks your cock, but blows instead."
I told him that sounds dangerous as forcing air into the bladder could damage something and at the very least make the bloke feel like he was desperately busting for a piss.
He told me to fuck off, so I went to shop and bought a curly-wurly and a can of Quattro.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:19,
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