My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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ITCHY SEX
Sort of a rp.
I lost my virginity on a hillside. Rolling over for the apres-shag-fag only to be stung everywhere by nettles.
I was my first time, so worrying it would always be this way in future, I always carry protection in my wallet.
A docken leaf.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, Reply)
Sort of a rp.
I lost my virginity on a hillside. Rolling over for the apres-shag-fag only to be stung everywhere by nettles.
I was my first time, so worrying it would always be this way in future, I always carry protection in my wallet.
A docken leaf.
( , Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:28, Reply)
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