My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Horseback riding, swimming, keeping the baby inside. . . .The spouse, though now an atheist, was raised a good little catholic (my mother-in-law was, at one point, a nun). Despite all the fears of hell and damnation, he was still a curious child, as children tend to be.
Around the age of six or so, he asked his mother (remember, used to be a nun) about the purpose of tampons. Not wanting to get into details, she told him they had to do with how women 'make babies' and that was the end of that.
For years, he admits, he thought that was how a fetus was kept inside a pregnant woman and was extremely perplexed as to why his mother kept any around the house (for despite being very catholic, his parents stopped at two kids).
His religious upbringing has left him with tons more stories about sexual misconceptions, but I don't think he'll be telling me all of them now since I admitted I plan to post them here.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 17:53, Reply)
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