My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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It turns out...that you don't actually blow when giving a blowjob. I wish I hadn't been the one to illuminate my then gf to this particular factoid, because when she performed the breathalyzer on me, she used both lungs and a running start.
Learning hurts.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:10, 7 replies)
Seems to be a common misconception, thatBut the description of using both lungs and a running start made me laugh.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:13, closed)
She was reallyclamped on there, too. It's like she planned to inflate a particularly resilient balloon. I do remember that I scooted myself backwards, pushing off the top of her head to get started. Although we laughed like maniacs about it afterward. You know, when I could stop wincing. ;)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:27, closed)
That descriptionmade me laugh even more than the original post. I'm stuck with the mental image. What's worse is that in my mind after she huffs and puffs until red in the face, the "resilient balloon" suddenly inflates like a hot water bottle being blown up.
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warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:17,
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Well my friend.....Thanks for making me clean a mouthful of coke of my plasma, you funny funny bastard!
*CLICKY*
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:51, closed)
My belated pleasure,since I'm getting phantom soreness now that I'm remembering it. ;)
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 20:39, closed)
Coffee on keyboard again, you bastard.Have a click, now I've rinsed it out.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:02, closed)
Much obliged.Apparently with all of the posts regarding misunderstanding about what a blowjob entails, I'm the only one who got the beachball treatment.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 9:30, closed)
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