My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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'Sexual' as in rude bits...When I was 8 or so I had a Jewish friend, about a year older than me. He seemed to know everything so, having encountered the term 'circumcise' in a book of rugby songs (The Ball of Kirriemuir) and having vaguely remembered it was something that happened to Jewish boys, I asked him about circumcision and he very kindly told me all about it.
Why I believed him I don't know. Especially the bit about about the 'left-overs':
"they cover them in bread crumbs and sell them as scampi."
I was 14 before I twigged that this was completely untrue.
Or is it...?
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 18:47,
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