My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Periodsorry, I know no one really likes to talk about em but I'm just throwing it out there.
Back in good old repressing totalitarian catholic primary schoool we had our 'wicked child' sex education day. After a couple of confusing videos (one called some of your bits aint nice if I remember correctly) they separated the boys and girls. I still don't know what they told the lads but they taught us 10 year olds about periods.
Call me naive but I had NO idea what they were on about and felt totally devastated and somehow cheated that every woman on the planet, including my mum and teacher suffered this bizarre fate every month and had never told me. I was totally gutted.
It didn't help that I became totally paranoid about this monthly bleed and could barely bring myself to sit on any kind of surface without fearing that I would leave behind a pool of blood.
Bloody women. Ha
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:53, Reply)
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