My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Only had two misconceptions...1) Was told when I was about 11, that it was really hard, nay, nigh-on impossible for girls to orgasm, and that I'd be privileged beyond mere mortals comprehension if I ever witnessed such a thing.
Turns out there's this little thing called the clitoris...
2) Mildly related, but was told by my folks when I was 16 or so, that if I learnt to be a great lover, then I wouldn't have much trouble getting girls to stay with me because they'd want to stay with me.
Bit of a shitter really that I managed to make my ex have full-body orgasms once through just touching her skin, only for her to dump me later for a bloke who she doesn't even have sex with. I provided her with stability, amazing sex by her own account, and everything she wanted, only for her to turn around and tell me that she didn't love me any more.
Women, eh? Satisfy them in every way and they bugger off.
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:42, 10 replies)
..."Though we deem the captive dead, yet does she live. For her seed is my seed and her voice is my voice. And she sees unto the farthest reaches of possibility. Yeah, unto the vale of the unknowable does she see because of me."
(, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:59, closed)
......Say what?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:41, closed)
Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen!
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:14, closed)
ApparentlyThis is in fact the case. And I was brought up to be nice to people. :P
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:42, closed)
Hmm. Erm.Eh, don't worry. I'm not bitter about it. Much.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:32, closed)
Apt quote...In the words of national treasure / scandalous whoopsie Quentin Crisp:
"It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give enough."
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 8:43, closed)
That is......So bloody true.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 12:31, closed)
PfffftI'll have you.
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 20:24, closed)
In what way?;)
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