My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Just a few letters off...
For the longest time, I had the words "promiscuous" and "precocious" mixed up.
Which was great as I was very fond of letting people know what a precocious child I was.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:08, 2 replies)
For the longest time, I had the words "promiscuous" and "precocious" mixed up.
Which was great as I was very fond of letting people know what a precocious child I was.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:08, 2 replies)
My ex informed me...
...that she got 'famished' and 'ravished' confused.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:08, closed)
...that she got 'famished' and 'ravished' confused.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 10:08, closed)
I used to
get 'Prostitute' and 'Protestant' confused.
Fun times all round!
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:39, closed)
get 'Prostitute' and 'Protestant' confused.
Fun times all round!
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 16:39, closed)
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