My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Alas...
...I still thought you bled forever when I actually started my periods! Only found out I was wrong when it didn't happen. In my defence I was only 9 and had (have) a very repressed catholic mother.
Thank god it isn't true!
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:55, Reply)
...I still thought you bled forever when I actually started my periods! Only found out I was wrong when it didn't happen. In my defence I was only 9 and had (have) a very repressed catholic mother.
Thank god it isn't true!
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 0:55, Reply)
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