My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Losing itI lost my cherry in the back of a car. It wasn't a wonderful experience. Lots of fumbling and pushing and shoving. Of course, I was pretending to be a man of the world, as you do. However, all the feelings were very strange and new to me.
She felt very tight and penetration was difficult. I could really feel myself pushing against her hymen. I could definitely tell it was her first time. Once I shot my load I said to her, playing the sexual authority, 'If I had known you were a virgin I would have taken more time and gone more slowly'. She replied 'If I knew you had more time I would have taken my pantyhose off'.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 1:30,
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