My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Thankfully
I've never been with a girl who has kids, nor had any of my own (only 24 and not a lover of chavs).
Did have my mum walk into my room when I was still in college and my then missus was riding me cowgirl though, that was a little awkward.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 2:08, Reply)
I've never been with a girl who has kids, nor had any of my own (only 24 and not a lover of chavs).
Did have my mum walk into my room when I was still in college and my then missus was riding me cowgirl though, that was a little awkward.
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