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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Two Stories
I got interested in girls at 10 years old.
There was a plump girl in my class with reasonably sized breasts (for a 10 yr old) and she was keen on me, so we arranged a date at break time and my mate agreed to keep watch while we did 'stuff' in the store room.

We meet, we kiss, I ask if I can grope, thats fine, I grope and I am flabergasted by their size and beauty...... so much so that I can't contain my joy and want to share it with my friend keeping watch....
Andy Andy!! come here and look at these!! "they're MASSIVE!" he was equally impressed, she was (a little embarrassed) proud of them and the attention (I like to kid myself)

We continued on the bus o the way home, only this time I was going 'downstairs'
I didn't know about pubes at 10yrs old so when I found a single curly black hair in the way, it seemed natural to just pull it off, she wasn't too happy about that either.

Still, a week later I had built a 'den' near a pond mid way between our houses, this was a place where we could have our first sex. Times and dates were arranged.
I was early, gelled hair, shiny BMX. She arrived looking as gorgeous as a 10yr old can and was impressed with my construction skills... we settled down, got naked, I lay on her.....

I thought we were having sex.

I thought, is this what all the fuss is about???? this is....... rubbish!

It took me a further year of 'research' to discover you had to put it 'inside' ...... and another 4yrs to get laid!

Whenever I bump into my mate who kept watch, the conversation always turns to that day.....'do you remember how big they were? oh yes, they were massive, esp for a 10yr old!!



* Also, when I was 13, I was told that as the oldest son I had certain responsibilities, in the event of my fathers death, I would inherit the family bible, I must provide for the family and I must destroy a certain black bag and its contents, located in the bottom of the wardrobe, without looking at its contents. Obviously the next time they went out to dinner I was straight in there. Some clothes, 3 wigs, never knew mum wore those, at the bottom , some vids...
3 mins later the curtains are drawn, front and back doors double locked, vid playing, me watching 'actress' undressing......... all going well, she is gorgeous and I'm excited, camera pans down her slim athletic body, across the toned legs (I'm very excited now, I'm about to see in full colour a moving/living silky wet purse)
Camera pans back up the other tanned leg...I'm about to burst when into shot comes a very large / ugly (unexpected) man cock.
A man cock on a beautiful woman?
This was completely new to me, was this a new crossed breed? I'm I gay, was it a man or woman or what....

"Sorry for the length"
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 7:46, Reply)

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