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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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zero points for conception/misconception jokes

(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Adventures of a Teenage Scrubber...
I was 12 or so when my best friend told me that it was the sensation of a woman's pubes rubbing against your cock that made you jizz.

And that's why I spent at least an hour sitting in the bathroom rubbing my bell-end raw with a toothbrush.

It didn't work.

To my eternal shame, it was my sister's toothbrush... which I guiltlessly placed back on the sink after I gave up.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:29, 3 replies)
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:45, closed)
This made me wince. Ouch and have a click
(, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:54, closed)
i actually laughed out loud for this *click*
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:40, closed)

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