My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Adventures of a Teenage Scrubber...I was 12 or so when my best friend told me that it was the sensation of a woman's pubes rubbing against your cock that made you jizz.
And that's why I spent at least an hour sitting in the bathroom rubbing my bell-end raw with a toothbrush.
It didn't work.
To my eternal shame, it was my sister's toothbrush... which I guiltlessly placed back on the sink after I gave up.
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DickieDoesDallas eshews witty slogans, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 8:29,
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Noooooo!This made me wince. Ouch and have a click
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filthi actually laughed out loud for this *click*
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