My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Same here...
with my first girlfriend. First time for me I had to fake my own orgasm! (and second time too!). I only ever thought it was girls that did that and how she actually believed me I don't know.
Quick hint though, it's all about the foreplay. The more you turn yourself on beforehand, the quicker you get.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:02, Reply)
with my first girlfriend. First time for me I had to fake my own orgasm! (and second time too!). I only ever thought it was girls that did that and how she actually believed me I don't know.
Quick hint though, it's all about the foreplay. The more you turn yourself on beforehand, the quicker you get.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 12:02, Reply)
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