My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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My $0.02
I would have thought that a vacuum cleaner set to 'blow', a glass topped coffee table, a freshly plucked chicken, and a bucket of soapy frogs would be involved somehow.
Oh, and a battery operated toy dolphin.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)
I would have thought that a vacuum cleaner set to 'blow', a glass topped coffee table, a freshly plucked chicken, and a bucket of soapy frogs would be involved somehow.
Oh, and a battery operated toy dolphin.
( , Sat 27 Sep 2008, 14:12, Reply)
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