My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Not my misconception..but the ex's..
The misconception that I would perform sexual acts on demand at any time of the day (usually when I was asleep) even if we were arguing.
And if I refused he somehow thought a barrage of verbal abuse and whining like a child would make me change my mind.
Why we're not together anymore is beyond me.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 17:37, 2 replies)
My ex's as well...There was quite an age gap between me and my first long term relationship, she was 17, I was 29, and the majority of her 'boyfriends' had been her age or similar.
Then I come along, not drastically experienced but wanting to put years of theory into practice.
The fact I took my time was enough to get her wanting it ever day, and then she had her first orgasm...
For the next ten years she wanted two a day, and was under the impression that I was capable of providing them.
I was so glad when she got some toys....
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:01, closed)
Did youbuy them just to shut her up?
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 20:33, closed)
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