My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Once yearly, nearlySo many mistakes, so little time.
I thought that my first time having sex wouldn't be my last. I also thought it would be good. And that people have sex with you because they like you, not because their ex-boyfriend is next door and they want to make him feel bad. Live and learn, I suppose.
I also thought that having sex was pretty standard, and you couldn't really mess it up unless you stuck your knob in the belly button or something. Unfortunately my future wife has something called "vaginismus", which means she gets very tense and cries when my little fella gets within 10 miles of her lady bits. It's treatable, but it's not something I'd ever heard of.
It does mean we have a lot of oral sex though, so it's not all bad.
(, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 19:13, 2 replies)
I have that...I managed to get pregnant though, so it doesn't sound quite as bad as her case.
Pregnancy made it a helluva lot worse though. Bizarrely I found techniques invented for birth relaxation (like visualising a flower opening and all that hippy nonsense) actually help quite a lot, if she is interested in looking some up.
The weird thing is my fiance has the sex drive of a teenager - I am amazed we're still together after nearly 2 years but as you say oral helps!
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Although I don'thave that I had a friend who did. She too managed to get pregnant whilst still a virgin!
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:00,
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