My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Mental pain and physical pleasure
When I was younger (14-15) and knew about the mechanics of sex, but not the reality, I thought sex was a very serious business. That you'd get judged on it, you needed to practice, that it was an art like any other. And I suppose to some degree that's right.
But what I also thought was that there wasn't room for laughter, giggling and fun - it was all 'deadly serious'. A turn-on and a wonderful feeling but serious.
This misconception was mostly dispelled by my first few partners... and disappeared completely the day I managed to make my boyfriend lose the game (yes, The Game - see here) about 0.0001 of a second before orgasm.
There are few things as hilarious in life as someone crying out and writhing in pleasure while calling you a bastard and trying to say that they just lost the game without breaking into a fit of giggles too.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:51, 9 replies)
When I was younger (14-15) and knew about the mechanics of sex, but not the reality, I thought sex was a very serious business. That you'd get judged on it, you needed to practice, that it was an art like any other. And I suppose to some degree that's right.
But what I also thought was that there wasn't room for laughter, giggling and fun - it was all 'deadly serious'. A turn-on and a wonderful feeling but serious.
This misconception was mostly dispelled by my first few partners... and disappeared completely the day I managed to make my boyfriend lose the game (yes, The Game - see here) about 0.0001 of a second before orgasm.
There are few things as hilarious in life as someone crying out and writhing in pleasure while calling you a bastard and trying to say that they just lost the game without breaking into a fit of giggles too.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:51, 9 replies)
This Is why I cant be a top news reader for the beeb
the temptation would be too great, to begin with
"good evening, our top story tonight is that everyone playing the game has just lost"
I would chuckle all the way to the dole queue
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:55, closed)
the temptation would be too great, to begin with
"good evening, our top story tonight is that everyone playing the game has just lost"
I would chuckle all the way to the dole queue
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:55, closed)
Power
I'm sure that everyone on the internet would worship the ground you walk on.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:47, closed)
I'm sure that everyone on the internet would worship the ground you walk on.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 18:47, closed)
Fun
Could be worse... imagine if you associated the game with orgasm and lost it *every* time you came.
Of course, in a Pavlov-like situation... you might then be able to orgasm every time you lost the game. That would either be awesome or tragic, I don't know which.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:35, closed)
Could be worse... imagine if you associated the game with orgasm and lost it *every* time you came.
Of course, in a Pavlov-like situation... you might then be able to orgasm every time you lost the game. That would either be awesome or tragic, I don't know which.
( , Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:35, closed)
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