My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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When i was youngerAnd first told about erections, they said 'when a man finds a woman attractive he will get an erection' then go on to sex, marriage and so forth.
So I thought to my 12 year old self, 'oh this is easy, I just have to find the right woman and I'll know its the right woman because I'll get an erection'
If only life was that easy.
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:08,
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sadlymy method for choosing 'the one' has been exactly as you describe.
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If only life was that easy.it is, sadly
then you die
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:17,
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You only believed that age 12?Most guys and gals I know *still* believe that strong sexual attraction is a good foundation for a relationship sadly for them.
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With that theorywe can finally explain why men in many Arabic countries take so many wives...
This still, however, leaves us without a rational explanation for Mormons.
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They just want more,mon.
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How easywould life be if that was true...?? :o
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