My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Another Phallusy...
What's the difference between a virgin and a brick?
If you fuck a brick it doesn't follow you around for a month, whining...
I thought that was a joke.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:25,
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*bricks*It's not even Wednesday yet! Bad Legless!
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And, from the Macc LadsTreat your women like toilets,
They're happy when your abusing 'em,
But toilets don't follow you round
When you've finished using 'em.
/Does not subscribe to above sentiments, btw.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 12:42,
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