My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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teaspoons in quantity or quality?the first girl out of my group of friends to give a boy a blow job reported to the rest of us that the stuff that spurted from him "had a similar taste to that of licking an old metal spoon".
to this day, we still all secretly refer to the chap in question as "the old metal spoon boy".
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kitsune-tsuki tankeløst hode får lettest sove, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 21:23,
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Metal spoons, yuckThis is why it's so much more appetizing to blow diabetics. Mostly it's pleasant and if he's having a bad day, you can get a mouthful of sweetness.
Mmmm.
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