My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Ahhhhh, the older boys!Well like most other i learnt stuff from older lads. But my area being a tad rough (not a council estate, but still pretty bad) i learnt most of this stuff by the time i was about 4-5. (i also learnt a great deal from porn, and cosmo!!)
Anyway, a friend of mine didnt know shit all (infact i still wonder) and when asked what a dildo was......he said "isnt that an extict bird?". Now as if it wasent funny enough........we we're about 15, so we've never let it die.
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