Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I'm so drunkkkk
i'm spending like 10 minutes on this trying to get the spelling right
sorry for irrelevance
please form a queue?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:15, 3 replies)
I love it when some tit comes on to a random website and proclaims that they're drunk and that it's really funny. One of the few types of people who's lower than an actual alcoholic in society. (True or otherwise)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:51, closed)
Im an alcoholic. I drink 6 days a week. I have a job. I pay rent/bills on time. I even have a ladyfriend.
Maybe you mean wino's or junkies?
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:56, closed)
Alcoholics go to meetings....
I prefer to call myself a "Lush".
(, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 21:25, closed)
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