My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Growing up in a Catholic familyI was completely oblivious to sex.
As far as I knew, it was something wicked and sinful that went on because there was no other choice.
My parents wouldn't answer my questions, the bible didn't have the answer, and the internet was a distant dream.
I decided that I'd ask the only other adult that I knew, the priest, Father Sam about it.
Thanks to his tender mercies, I learned that sex was something between a young boy and his priest, involving the Rod Of Jesus and the salty Communion Paste.
So, my sexual misconception was the Jesus loves us all. He doesn't. But he fucks us with the Members of his Clergy.
Sorry...
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Cawl, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 11:47,
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is this whyyou are so knife-happy?
Edit: Click for "salty Communion Paste"
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Well...This may contain elements of untruth.
I'm not Catholic :p
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Cawl, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:44,
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