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This is a question My sex misconceptions

Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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You mean...
...a laydee can't tell when the swimmers have left the submarine, so to speak? Knowing that could have saved me some huffing and a puffing...
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 13:50, 1 reply)
Oh no, you can tell
What I thought you would be able to feel was each little tadpole swimming about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:14, closed)
Wouldn't that be
rather tickly?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:21, closed)

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