My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Me too!I once put my throbbing helmut into the exhaust pipe of a Lotus Esprit in a dark car park 'cos I thought it was the sexiest thing in the world (the car, not my knob).
And took one of the valve caps as a souvenir.
(I still have the valve cap somewhere)
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:24,
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Autophilia And FurriesUnfortunately for me, I once saw a picture via the medium of the interweb, of an oil painting that a Dragon-Furry had painted of two dragons, each with their cocks up an exhaust of a dual-exhausted sports-car.
Autophilia is bad enough, but Autophilia with furries is even worse!
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OMGI've seen that painting too!
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strangely,me too. Was it linked in the newsletter?
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