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Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."

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(, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Me too!
I once put my throbbing helmut into the exhaust pipe of a Lotus Esprit in a dark car park 'cos I thought it was the sexiest thing in the world (the car, not my knob).

And took one of the valve caps as a souvenir.

(I still have the valve cap somewhere)
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:24, 1 reply)
I worry that this
Is actually true :|
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:47, closed)
Autophilia And Furries
Unfortunately for me, I once saw a picture via the medium of the interweb, of an oil painting that a Dragon-Furry had painted of two dragons, each with their cocks up an exhaust of a dual-exhausted sports-car.

Autophilia is bad enough, but Autophilia with furries is even worse!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:03, closed)
I've seen that painting too!
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:54, closed)
me too. Was it linked in the newsletter?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 18:31, closed)

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