My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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just cause it had to be told...Well so over the summer I was at a party and got terribly wasted. Not long after I hooked up with some one of those girls that goes to parties cause she wont get any if the guys are sober.
so we hooked up and she did the whole oral thing as a finishing touch.
afterwards i go outside to have a smoke and when i come back inside the house i see her on the couch violently making out with one of my friends.
(now, let me just say i was not jealous by any means nor did i feel used, considering i had gotten off and was satisfied.)
i just joined the rest of the party and when i later on informed him that he had been gargling my potential children, he looked mortified and i'm pretty sure he threw up.
all i have to say is... ownd
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:25, Reply)
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