My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Perhaps this is why
medieval japanese ladies resorted to doing it with tentacled creatures. eeew.
you could always try a douche of alka seltzer and fizz wizz to see if it could give you that wiggly feeling. could be messy, though :D
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:30, Reply)
medieval japanese ladies resorted to doing it with tentacled creatures. eeew.
you could always try a douche of alka seltzer and fizz wizz to see if it could give you that wiggly feeling. could be messy, though :D
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 14:30, Reply)
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