My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Ouch
I've heard it described in the following ways:
1. Trying to defecate a watermelon
2. For chaps, imagine pulling your bottom lip over your head
Either way, I can't tell you how happy I am that I'm a bloke!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:00, 1 reply)
I've heard it described in the following ways:
1. Trying to defecate a watermelon
2. For chaps, imagine pulling your bottom lip over your head
Either way, I can't tell you how happy I am that I'm a bloke!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:00, 1 reply)
As opposed to
a woman pulling her bottom lips over her head?
cos that would be painfuller.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:28, closed)
a woman pulling her bottom lips over her head?
cos that would be painfuller.
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:28, closed)
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