My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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it may further worry you to know...that the orange through the nostril isn't even the most painful bit of childbirth.
the most painful phase: contractions. imagine rik waller with his pants full of lead jumping from a great height onto your entire abdomen and not being able to get off for what, at the time, feels like eternity.
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gypsy turnips, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 15:02,
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