My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Little Johnny was at school...English homework was to discover a new word and explain it to the class the next day. Fearing a filthy swear, the teacher asked Little Johnny for his new word with some trepidation, and was mightily relieved when he told her "My new word is 'contagious', Miss".
"That's a very good word, Johnny. Can you use it in a sentence so we can all guess what it means?"
"Yes, Miss. My dad's painting the kitchen, and my mum says it's going to take the contagious".
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