My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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Bowling BallSome mornings I feel as if I'm pooing a bowling ball. It leads me to conclude that giving birth can only be goodness.
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I've done some painfully large turds in my lifeand when I look back down into the lavvy, I think, blimey that poo is really wide*, how did my arse stretch so big to get that out. Of course its nothing the size of a baby's head.
* diarrhea has no girth, but is more painfull
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