My sex misconceptions
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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I thought copulating with the opposite sex would be a long and wonderful thing, leading on to years of happiness, spending the rest of our lives together and raising the sproglets.
The bitch ripped my head off after I came
Yours
Mr Mantis, deceased, and donning heavenly jacket in anticipation
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:03, Reply)
I thought copulating with the opposite sex would be a long and wonderful thing, leading on to years of happiness, spending the rest of our lives together and raising the sproglets.
The bitch ripped my head off after I came
Yours
Mr Mantis, deceased, and donning heavenly jacket in anticipation
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:03, Reply)
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