My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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There really is no pleasing some women…Recently, I put up a bird table and my missus went fucking mental at me!
I don't know why...after all, I put her in 6th place, which I thought was more than fair…
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:16, 4 replies)
*clicky*Very good! Would have murdered my boyfriend if he had said it though...
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You remind me of someoneI just can't quite put my finger on it....
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 21:36,
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I don't know what you mean...Perhaps a stiff drink would clear my mind ;)
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