My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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HAHA I couldn't believe this when I heard it...My friend has now settled down, but like most, has played the field, and told me of the time he started seeing a girl who was, not so sexually experienced. (Well there's nothing wrong with that ! I hear you say.. well read on).
He had asked her to get on top..which she did..he then asked her to "tighten her muscles" because he liked that.
Now instead of tightening the muscles in her vagina, she started flexing her biceps like a champion bodybuilder.
It was all he could do, not to laugh.
So he made the mistake of asking if she could give him a blow job instead.. yep..you guessed it.. she blew down his pork sword like the call of the cavalry.
He was lucky not to be seriously injured, and suffice to say they never saw each other again.
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 16:58, 2 replies)
Lucky not to be injured?Sounds like the guy was a real 'stud'. What is the problem with helping out someone with no experience.
From my history I can say that kind of women tends to turn into a right go-er...
(, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:42, closed)
I agree.Everyone has to start somewhere.
He could have guided her a little.
Numpty!
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girlinthehole, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 17:53,
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