
Freddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
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zero points for conception/misconception jokes
( , Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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There was a girl in my class at school who did the table thing incessantly for MONTHS. We, her friends, were bemused by it and of course had to try it ourselves. Looking back I'm amazed that nobody told us not to. I know teachers zone out (understandably, we were a class full of fiends from hell) but surely you'd notice half a dozen young teens hanging from their mimsies off table corners?! As a result I was complacent about it, until doing it absent-mindedly in front of my mum one day she said "er... don't do that... please" to which my response was a bewildered "whut? why?"
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 19:17, 1 reply)

What would YOU say??
Seriously, I'm training to be a teacher, help me!
( , Mon 29 Sep 2008, 23:58, closed)

And tell them to do it at home.
Hell, they might even learn something
( , Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:59, closed)
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